Sunday, September 30, 2012

A Pitch from a World Class God Gifted Movie Story Invention Whiz Kid

The following is an actual e-mail I received, bad syntax and all.  Enjoy!

I wish to approach you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us, I am john Oliver a world class God gifted animation movie story invention wiz Kid From  East London  Republic of south Africa with specialty in animation movie story concepts and cartoon character inventions at pencil drawing stage,

Below are the titles of (Four) world class Hollywood grade animation movie stories alongside treatment and synopsis invented by me which are of high Entertaining USA and European Market viewing quality,

 (1) Millennium Goliath

(2) Phones at war

(3) Mystic cat

(4) Crazy tourist

In search of a reputable publication production funding partner, who will help out financially as an Executive production partner?

in order to transform animation movie story ideas files invented by me as a freelancing animation artist, into comic books Aimed at young children international market age of 12 to 14 with reputable 
 production investors,

 Who understands the importance's of a strong cartoon concept as to make revenues out of my creations
Upon your responds, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant information that will help you understand this transaction,

Be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us

Awaiting your urgent reply

Thanks and regards’

John Oliver

Animation movie story inventor


  1. Sounds like he used Google Translate!

  2. Awesome! Can I direct? --- Alex

  3. I recommend combining titles 1 and 2 as one feature, and titles 3 and 4 as a sequel. They can be produced at the same time, thus saving production costs.