The following is an actual e-mail I received, bad syntax and all. Enjoy!
Steve
I wish to approach you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us, I am john Oliver a world class God gifted animation movie story invention wiz Kid From East London Republic of south Africa with specialty in animation movie story concepts and cartoon character inventions at pencil drawing stage,
Below are the titles of (Four) world class Hollywood grade animation movie stories alongside treatment and synopsis invented by me which are of high Entertaining USA and European Market viewing quality,
(1) Millennium Goliath
(2) Phones at war
(3) Mystic cat
(4) Crazy tourist
In search of a reputable publication production funding partner, who will help out financially as an Executive production partner?
in order to transform animation movie story ideas files invented by me as a freelancing animation artist, into comic books Aimed at young children international market age of 12 to 14 with reputable production investors,
Who understands the importance's of a strong cartoon concept as to make revenues out of my creations
Upon your responds, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant information that will help you understand this transaction,
Be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us
Awaiting your urgent reply
Thanks and regards’
John Oliver
Animation movie story inventor
Sounds like he used Google Translate!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Can I direct? --- Alex
ReplyDeleteI recommend combining titles 1 and 2 as one feature, and titles 3 and 4 as a sequel. They can be produced at the same time, thus saving production costs.
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